jeudi 29 octobre 2026

Healey’s nothingburger Budget is for one man

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Thursday, 29 October 2026

Issue No. 613

Good morning.

This was a “breathing space” Budget, John Healey claimed. For whom? As Allister Heath, Editor of The Sunday Telegraph, writes, the nothingburger Budget just kicks the proverbial can down the road and dodges every difficult choice with Britain on auto-pilot to oblivion. The Chancellor seems more concerned with helping Andy Burnham keep the ballot box at bay than devising real policy.

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In today’s edition

Lewis Page: ‘Healey has betrayed the Armed Forces’

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As the Chancellor talks about hope, the future looks dire

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Don’t believe Burnham. My money is on an early general election

John Healey’s Budget changes nothing of substance | Credit: Treasury / Lauren Hurley

Allister Heath

Allister Heath

Editor of The Sunday Telegraph

 

John Healey had a simple task, and he delivered it to perfection. Forget the British taxpayer: the Chancellor’s job was to provide Andy Burnham with “breathing space”. Healey’s task was to buy the Prime Minister time by kicking the proverbial can down the road and dodging every difficult choice.

The real decision will be taken in No 10, not No 11: whether to call a snap general election. Burnham continues to deny that he intends to do so, but I strongly suspect that he isn’t telling the truth, or, at the very least, that he hasn’t decided yet. He needs space to strategise, an absence of distractions, hence Healey’s stalling tactics, his nothingburger of a Budget, his inadequate farrago of tinkering, fantastical predictions and stealth tax increases that will marginally exacerbate our woes but change nothing of substance.

The terrible truth is that Britain is on auto-pilot to oblivion, our future one of immiseration, mediocrity and despair, courtesy of appalling decisions from politicians of all major parties since 1997.

Economic growth is expected at 1.2 per cent this year and an even more woeful 1 per cent next year; our performance would be even worse in the absence of the global AI investment boom. Inflation is elevated, only partly because of the Iran war. Living standards are falling and real disposable incomes are expected to end up just 2 per cent above pre-pandemic levels by 2030-31, meaning another wasted decade for families.

House prices are collapsing in London and the South East as a result of deliberate demand destruction, and Labour’s housebuilding boom will never materialise. Taxes will go up by an extra £7.3bn a year as a result of Healey’s measures, including obscene increases in tax on savers and landlords (thank you, Karl Marx), mini-cab users and banks, but that is only a tiny part of a bleak picture. Much more substantial rises were already baked in thanks to fiscal drag and the freezing of thresholds.

The tax burden will smash its record of 37.2 per cent of GDP in 2027-28, ending up 6 per cent of GDP above its pre-pandemic level by 2031-32. We are paying ever more to fund an exploding welfare budget and a shamefully shrunken watchman-state.

Yet when Burnham surveys this nightmare, his conclusion is the very opposite to the one I would draw.

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Opinion

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Lewis Page

Healey has betrayed the Armed Forces

The Chancellor resigned as defence secretary over inadequate funding – only to repeat the same failure at the Treasury

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Tim Stanley

Honest John is rearranging deckchairs on a sinking ship

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Daniel Johnson

Kemi’s evisceration of Healey proves that her time has come

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As Healey talks about hope, the future looks dire

John Healey promised breathing space, but the small print tells a grimmer story, writes Szu Ping Chan, our Economics Editor. Growth is faltering, living standards are set to fall and Britain’s tax burden is heading for a post-war high. The Chancellor’s short-term sweeteners may offer relief today, but at what cost to tomorrow’s prosperity?

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‘This Budget is the final nail in the coffin for landlords like me’

Amit Koshal built a property portfolio to fund his retirement. Now, Labour’s latest tax raid has left the dentist questioning whether he can afford to keep it. With higher taxes looming and compliance costs mounting, landlords face an increasingly stark choice: sell up or keep working for longer.

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Are you richer or poorer? What the Budget means for you

John Healey promised households “breathing space” in his maiden Budget. While some people may find themselves better off, many others have been hit by painful tax rises. Telegraph Money explains how the Chancellor’s measures will affect your finances, and what you can do right now to minimise the damage.

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Your say

Your Budget questions, answered

You already have plenty of questions about what yesterday’s announcement means for you. Tony Diver, our Political Editor, and Sam Brodbeck, our Money Editor, are standing in for Orlando Bird this morning to answer them.

Janet Barningham asked: “Where is the money coming from? Thousands are signing onto benefits daily, and unemployment continues to rise.”

Tony writes...
While John Healey acknowledged the high rates of unemployment at the end of his speech, he said the Government was not going to do anything about it until next year. It was also the first time we heard there will be a white paper and legislation introduced to reform the welfare system.

As for where the money is coming from, he was pretty explicit about who the Budget is for and who it is against. He named the banks, vape companies, betting shops and landlords among the losers.


 

Karen Wood asked: “With our household income around £35k, living in a Band E house worth about £400k, we won’t get the £100 energy payment. Those with income two or three times as much and in homes worth far more, will. How is this fair? Council tax bands are an utterly meaningless and unjust measure of ability to pay.”

Sam writes...

Council tax bands haven’t been reset since 1991, and that has all sorts of consequences. Property values in London and the South East in particular are way out of line with the rest of the country, as a result of years of strong house price growth there.

Andy Burnham has talked about this before, and at one point it looked as though he might order a full revaluation to put it right. That hasn’t happened.

With the mansion tax coming in, however, a revaluation would mean reassessing a huge number of properties. This problem isn’t going away. The Government clearly wants to tax property one way or another, and as it runs out of other options, I suspect homes will be firmly on its list.

Using the bands is unfair, but ministers presumably see it as a clean and easy way to do it.

Do you have a question about how the Budget will affect you? Head to our Live Q&A, where Mike Warburton, our tax expert, and a panel of our specialists will be answering your questions from 9am till 3pm today.

 

In other news

• Poundland directors are poised to file a notice to appoint administrators leaving thousands of jobs at risk, The Telegraph can reveal. The news shows Labour’s poundshop economics is crushing businesses, writes Ben Marlow, our Associate Editor.

• Tommy Robinson faces a jail sentence of up to 10 years after being found guilty of harassing journalists. The far-Right activist revealed on X before the trial began that Elon Musk had funded his legal fees.

• Huntingdon train attack passengers fought back using frying pans and toasters, a court heard. Anthony Williams, 33, is on trial for attempted murder after stabbing 10 people on a train.

• Benjamin Netanyahu’s Likud party has accused Israel’s Arab parties of electoral fraud, and has filed complaints with election authorities and law enforcement agencies.

• Jane Austen’s “truth universally acknowledged” is one of her best-known quotes, but it has been ignored in Pride and Prejudice adaptations – until now. Olivia Colman delivers the words in a trailer for Netflix’s upcoming series.

Olivia Colman plays the match-making Mrs Bennet in Netflix’s Pride and Prejudice

 

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Russell Brand admits inconsistencies in his evidence at rape trial

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‘A date left me the number for Alcoholics Anonymous. Now I’m teetotal’

A date with an erudite doctor from Fulham changed everything, writes Kate Mulvey. At first, we were sipping chilled wine at a cosy restaurant. An hour later, my top was flung to the wind and I was insisting he take me to his house. He managed to put me in his bed to sleep. When I woke, there was a pot of coffee and a note with the number of an Alcoholics Anonymous centre. I knew this was my sign to change my ways.

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Melania Trump’s attempt to be peacemaker in chief

Melania Trump once prompted uproar when she travelled to a detention centre for migrant children wearing a jacket emblazoned with the slogan, “I REALLY DON’T CARE, DO U?” Now, America’s first lady has caused critics to reconsider their view of her after helping to secure a ceasefire in the Russian-occupied city of Oleshky, in Ukraine. Could this be the start of a new career as a diplomat? Donald Trump would never allow it, experts tell Leaf Arbuthnot.

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Seize the day

The surprising factors that increase your stroke risk in midlife

Claire Arnopp was just 39 when she had a stroke while ordering her daughter’s school dinners. From loud snoring to prolonged sitting, some risk factors are less obvious than you might think. Experts explain the surprising links, why midlifers should pay attention and what can help reduce your own risk.

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Devil’s advocate

‘Winter is coming... great news!’

In this column, one of our writers takes an unfashionable position, either defending a subject that’s been unfairly maligned or criticising something that most people love.

Winter cartoon
Joshua Hughes

Joshua Hughes

Senior Newsletter Editor

 

For many, winter is a punishing time of year. The temperature drops, the days get shorter and worst of all, people get moodier.

I’m not ashamed to admit that I love it, and I’ll go so far as to say that it is better – more enjoyable and palatable – than summer.

I’ve lost count of the number of sleepless nights I have had because of the hot weather. When the first of the heatwaves came along in May, it was unbearable, and an occasion when it was better to be in the office than elsewhere, primarily due to it having decent air conditioning. Public transport essentially became an oven for three months.

While “winter is coming” is often used in negative contexts, for me, with winter comes the excitement of Hallowe’en, and the anticipation of Christmas.

This is the cosy time of year. The period when we deliberately hold events to bring people together, curl up on the sofa and watch a film or read a book.

At the heart of all this is one thing: food. If you were to suggest cooking a full roast in peak summer, people would look at you as if you were mad, but in winter it often feels like some are looking for an excuse to turn on the oven.

As an avid rugby fan, it is hard to deny that winter is the best part of the season. There’s nothing better than going to Twickenham on a frosty November afternoon, or watching the plethora of games on offer, compared with the few matches played over summer.

I’ll admit that the freezing cold isn’t ideal, but it’s a lot easier to warm up in winter than it is to cool down in summer. We do heating well in this country, mainly because we’ve had to.

Rainy weather is also simply a part of Britain’s DNA. Our homes are built to retain heat, and there’s a reason we have (or had) a winter fuel payment in this country. Perhaps, after this summer, there’s an argument for us to have a “summer cooling allowance”. Though that doesn’t have the same ring to it.

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On this day

1924 | Labour minority government loses election to Conservatives led by Stanley Baldwin

1929 | Stock market crash on Wall Street, known as Black Tuesday, triggers the Great Depression

1950 | Stafford Cripps, the chancellor of the Exchequer, resigns

1957 | Hand grenade thrown from a balcony in Israel’s Knesset injures David Ben-Gurion, the prime minister, and Golda Meir, the foreign minister (see our front page coverage of the story in the following day’s paper below)

Bithdays: Michael Vaughan (52), Winona Ryder (55), Lee Child (72)

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Elsewhere, our travel team has compiled a list of the best, and worst, celebrity-run hotels. One of the hits is Sir Andy and Kim Murray’s country house hotel in Stirlingshire, but what is it called?

1. SW19
2. Cromlix
3. Cuilidh
4. Deuce

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Thank you for reading. Have a fulfilling day and I hope to see you tomorrow.

Chris Evans, Editor

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mercredi 28 octobre 2026

A day of financial demands on Britain

Healey prepares to cut household bills | Netanyahu and rival neck and neck | How to lose weight in your 50s
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Wednesday, 28 October 2026

Issue No. 612

Good morning.

The King has spoken about the “great suffering” of slavery on his Commonwealth tour of the Bahamas, Guyana and Antigua, and Barbuda. He addressed the issue as he landed in the Bahamas yesterday evening, where he was met by protests calling for reparations. Hannah Furness, our Royal Editor, has the story.

Elsewhere, John Healey will deliver his long-awaited Budget today, and as Szu Ping Chan, our Economics Editor, reports, the Chancellor will cut gas bills by up to £50 as he vows to get “energy costs down for good”. He plans to scrap standing charges and curb the Energy Secretary’s power to impose net zero levies on household bills. The move is seen as an attempt to dismantle the legacy of Ed Miliband.

Chris Evans, Editor

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King: Slavery was ‘great suffering’

Hannah Furness

Hannah Furness

Royal Editor

 

In the lead-up to the King’s eight-day tour of the Caribbean, there has only been one topic of conversation in town: slavery reparations.

He will encounter protests, calls for Britain to pay billions, if not trillions, of pounds in compensation, and a weather forecast that promises rain.

As he landed in the Bahamas yesterday afternoon, he might have attempted to steer away from controversy with a jolly photo opportunity. Instead, he chose to tackle it head-on.

Within two hours of arriving, at his first engagement, the King spoke to young Bahamians and deliberately acknowledged the “great suffering” of historic slavery.

He promised them that the issue would be discussed further at the Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting in Antigua next week, and that he planned to say more at his opening address then.

His spokesman spelt it out: “For His Majesty, this tour is both a new journey and also the continuance of a lifelong one, in which he has sought to engage, understand and educate about the most shameful aspects of our past.

“The next seven days will see him travel in the Bahamas, to Guyana and Antigua and Barbuda. There will be multiple moments built in for him to see first-hand how the historic slave trade has had an impact on the islands, and reflect.”

Reparations are a matter for government, palace sources repeat. The British Government has already ruled them out.
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Healey prepares to cut household gas bills by £50

Szu Ping Chan

Szu Ping Chan

Economics Editor

 

John Healey is targeting one of the most irritating parts of your energy bill: those annoying standing charges you pay every day, even when the radiators remain stone cold.

The Chancellor’s plans to remove standing charges from gas bills, however, are about much more than saving households up to £50 a year. He also wants to rein in Ed Miliband’s former department, which has been able to slap green levies on bills to fund the previous energy secretary’s net zero agenda.

New rules will give ministers greater control over future charges, effectively starting to dismantle parts of Miliband’s legacy and preventing green policies from adding ever more to household costs.

Milliband’s belligerence caused consternation in the Treasury. “His staff always cut across us by adding to bills, reducing energy security and obsessing over net zero at the expense of the cost of living and growth,” says one senior source.

The timing is significant. Energy bills are set to climb by more than a quarter – to more than £2,000 – just after Christmas.

What’s more, household electricity bills could rise by more than £260 over the next decade as a result of mounting net zero costs.

There is a catch, though. Healey has chosen to scrap standing charges by shifting some of those costs onto the price paid for each unit of energy.

That could leave heavier users, including elderly people and families who need more heating, worse off.

Healey wants to “bring bills down for good”. The question is whether he can dismantle parts of Miliband’s green agenda without simply moving the costs from one part of the bill to another.

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Opinion

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Ken Costa

This moment demands a radical Budget – but we won’t get one

Britain needs policies which unashamedly promote economic growth, not little tweaks here and there

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Labour is forcing me to prepare for a disaster of its own making

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• Sir Ranulph Fiennes’s wife has started allowing selected friends and family to visit him after a Telegraph investigation into his whereabouts.

• Two British men charged over the suspected RAF Fairford terror plot were allegedly being handled by an operative believed to be working for Iran, a court has heard.

• Thomas Markle’s granddaughter has said that “something was always off about” her grandfather. “Maybe it was a vibe that I subconsciously got… something’s not right,” she said of her experiences with him.

• Jewish staff at the BBC have said managers “gaslit” them when they complained about anti-Semitism. Bosses asked the alleged victims whether they would like therapy, it was claimed.

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Essential reads

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Benjamin Netanyahu and principal challenger Gadi Eisenkot have emerged neck and neck from Israel’s first general election since the October 7 massacre, exit polls indicate. With the governing coalition and the opposition falling well short of a Knesset majority, the result suggests Israel could be in for a lengthy period of political uncertainty and the prospect of another election within months.
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The unforgiving – and controversial – art of courtroom drawings

What do Russell Brand, Wayne Rooney and Jeffrey Archer have in common? They’ve all been sketched by a court artist during a trial. Working from memory, they are perhaps something of an anachronism in today’s world, when trials are covered by live bloggers and podcasters. Their work sometimes attracts mockery, but, after 100 years, Colin Freeman explores how court artists remain a crucial aspect of the way in which we perceive our legal system.
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Anthropic gambles future of AI on seven-way power share

The seven co-founders of Anthropic, the company that developed Claude, the AI bot, will collectively control a single share worth 50.1 per cent. This decision will give them the power to nominate a number of directors – in effect, a controlling vote over the direction of the company, and, potentially, humanity.

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‘I had a spotless house, but my obsession with cleaning was a cry for help’

People tell a new mother to sleep when the baby sleeps, but instead I was using Tom’s nap times to vacuum, dust and wipe. I didn’t realise it at the time, writes Gemma Bray, but I was in the grip of postnatal anxiety, consumed with worry after the difficult birth that accompanied my first child’s arrival in June 2006. Aged 25, I’d been incredibly naïve about what motherhood would be like. I dealt with the fear that dogged my every waking moment by pulling on the rubber gloves and getting to work.

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Seize the day

How to lose weight in your 50s and reverse decades of damage

For many people, turning 50 brings an expanding waistline and the frustrating discovery that old dieting tricks no longer work. New research suggests that losing even a little weight in middle age could offset decades of damage. We ask five experts what really offers results, from nutrition and exercise to sleep.
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Pride of place

Walsall

Poppie and her sister as children in Walsall

Poppie Platt

Poppie Platt

 

Growing up, I counted down the days until I could get out of Walsall, but in the 12 years since I left for university aged 18, my heart has grown fonder of my hometown.

I miss hearing Black Country slang – “cob” for a roll, “the cut” for canal, “yampy” for a foolish person – and being able to walk to the chippy for a cone of bright orange battered chips.

I miss the familiar jangle of the “pop van” – literally what it says on the tin: a man who sells drinks from the back of a van.

I miss my old accent, before living in London smoothed its edges. Most of all, though, I miss the people, who are some of the friendliest and funniest characters you will ever meet.

My love of culture was fostered by visits to the central library, New Art Gallery and Leather Museum. As a teenager, I’d hop on the bus to nearby Wolverhampton or Birmingham to see my favourite bands: Arctic Monkeys, Bloc Party, Paramore.

Every weekend, friends and I trawled from one packed pub to another (honorary mention to one in Darlaston, which had a huge dancefloor and £5 bottles of wine).

I’ve always loved clothes, and while local department stores have long since closed – Debenhams, Beatties in Wolves – my favourite vintage shop in the world is still going strong. If you love a rummage (and a bargain), head to Second to None on Stafford Street.

I’ll always be proud to be from Walsall, where having a good heart is the most valuable thing.

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Your say

Pet hates

Every weekday, Orlando Bird, our loyal Reader Correspondent, shares an off-piste topic that has brought out the best of your opinions and stories.

Orlando writes...
“If the Prime Minister is tackling ‘little things’ that annoy people”, wrote Charles Foster, referring to Andy Burnham’s plan to fine passengers who play loud music on public transport, “he should ban the use – particularly by politicians – of the word ‘impactful’.”

Charles is, of course, correct, and the wishlist did not end there. “He should then move on to ‘Can I get… ?’”

This is not, it is true, the first time that readers have taken to the Letters page to express frustration at the debasement of the English language, yet that only serves to illustrate the whack-a-mole relentlessness with which fresh irritations arise.


 

Patricia Essex took aim at another buzzword in vogue among our leaders: “How about ‘pragmatic’, Labour politicians’ new favourite?”

Alas, politicians are not the only “serial murderers of English sentences”, to borrow Martin Amis’s phrase. Offences are far more widespread.


 

“There is no need for the word ‘upcoming’ to describe a future event,” observed John Barnes. “We have a perfectly good word in ‘forthcoming’. Add to that any use of ‘paninis’. One cannot purchase ‘a panini’, because the noun is a plural, like spaghetti. The correct singular form is ‘panino’.”


 

Michael Upton, meanwhile, complained: “‘Epicentre’ is often used to describe the exact location of any event or occasion. The word is specific to earthquakes, the centre of which is underground, with the epicentre on the surface. If people wish to incorrectly emphasise a statement, may I suggest a new word – the ‘megamaxiepicentre’. Alternatively, they could use ‘centre’.”


 

Finally, John Wilson’s bete noire was one I hadn’t noticed before, but I suspect I will now find myself vexed by it all the time: “I dislike the habit everyone now has of stating an opinion, then asking ‘Why?’ in a long drawl before explaining it.”

Yes, it’s open season. Send your nominations here, and the most irritating of the bunch will feature in a future edition of this newsletter.

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On this day

1811 | First known purchase of Jane Austen’s novel Sense and Sensibility by the Prince Regent (later George IV)

1919 | The Volstead Act is passed by Congress, establishing a nationwide ban on alcohol

2008 | Gordon Brown, the prime minister, intervenes in a BBC row over Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross’s lewd phone calls to Andrew Sachs, the Fawlty Towers actor (see our front page from the following day)

2021
| Mark Zuckerberg announces Facebook will change its corporate name to Meta amid increased public scrutiny over leaked internal documents

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Plus, new research claims to have found the world’s first psychopathic boss. Which company was he employed by?


1. Dutch East India Company
2. Danish East India Company
3. French East India Company
4. Swedish East India Company

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Panagram

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Yesterday’s Panagram was BOOKPLATE. Come back tomorrow for the solution to today’s puzzle.

 

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