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What next for Starmer

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Sunday, 19 July 2026

Issue No. 504

Good morning.

Today is Sir Keir Starmer’s final day as Prime Minister before he hands the reins over to Andy Burnham tomorrow. So, what will he do next? Guy Kelly, ever the willing participant, is happy to moonlight as Starmer’s career coach. Below, he takes a sideways look at what life outside of No 10 could look like for the soon-to-be former PM.

Elsewhere, over the past few weeks we have serialised Josh Kerr’s race to break the record for the fastest mile. As you’ll have read from our exclusive behind-the-scenes access, he left no stone unturned in his preparation. Yesterday was the big day. Would he deliver on his promise? Boy, did he. Jeremy Wilson has the definitive read on Kerr’s monumental achievement.

Allister Heath, Sunday Telegraph Editor

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Toby Young: ‘Unlike Christianity, cancel culture is a religion without forgiveness’

Boomers: We’ve earned the right to live the high life (even if our children disagree)

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Starmer’s eight options for life after Downing Street

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As Sir Keir Starmer’s time in No 10 comes to an end, we weigh up his next career options

Guy Kelly

Guy Kelly

 

“This is the end of my political journey,” Sir Keir Starmer told the House of Commons on Wednesday, at his final PMQs.

Tomorrow, Andy Burnham, having already abdicated as King of the North and become the new Labour leader, will take Starmer’s other job as prime minister.

With that, one black, shiny door closes for Starmer, but another surely opens. Hale and hearty at 63, as an enthusiastic promoter of both hard graft and raising the retirement age, he undoubtedly has another act in him, but what will it involve?

Remarkably, Starmer will become our ninth living former prime minister. Glancing at the day-to-day activities of that illustrious group, there’s clearly no blueprint for what an ex-PM is meant to do.

Sir Tony Blair has his global institute. Liz Truss has her podcast. Boris Johnson has his children... so, so many children. The world is Starmer’s oyster, then, and with that in mind, I’ve attempted to analyse some of his options.

Could he stay in politics, but switch sides? Could he and Rachel Reeves start the least interesting podcast of all time? Could he embrace the TV career his head of hair has always deserved? He promised change, now let’s see how he transforms himself...
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Josh Kerr breaks mile world record – this is how he did it

Josh Kerr has broken Hicham El Guerrouj’s 27-year-old mile world record

Jeremy Wilson

Jeremy Wilson

Chief Sports Reporter, at the London Stadium

 

It was like ‘Super Saturday’ at the 2012 Olympics all over again.

Some 60,000 were packed into the London Stadium, Lord Coe was trackside, the eyes of the athletics world were on London and the sports-loving British public roared home an achievement that will be written in athletics history.

Seventy-two years on from Sir Roger Bannister’s first four-minute mile, Josh Kerr has brought the iconic world mile record back to Great Britain. Like Sir Roger, the feat was also achieved on British soil, toppling a record that had stood since 1999 set by middle-distance running great Hicham El Guerrouj.

The noise could apparently be heard all the way to Basildon. The Telegraph was there to witness history being made and has been there every step of the way during Kerr’s training camp, documenting every little detail on what it takes to become the world’s fastest man over one mile.

With the momentous occassion also beamed around the nation live on BBC One, this was the shot in the arm athletics needed. The Commonwealth Games begin next week where Scotland’s Kerr will be one of the main events as he attempts to beat his own mile record.

But first, he will bask in the glory of a truly special moment for British athletics.
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Summer of sport

How England wins saved Tuchel and Borthwick from the sack

Bukayo Saka, centre, completes his hat-trick in the bronze medal match

The England cricket team does not currently have a head coach, and heading into this weekend it seemed possible the same might soon be true of the football and rugby teams.

So for that reason, impressive wins for Thomas Tuchel’s men against France – a thrilling 6-4 win that secured third place at the World Cup – and Steve Borthwick’s rugby side in Argentina will go a long way to securing their positions.

Jamie George, the England rugby captain, clashes with Argentina’s Matias Moroni in the closing stages of the match

There are still serious pangs of regret, though, not least at the World Cup. Bukayo Saka’s hat-trick against France only begged the question – why did he not play against Argentina in that semi-final defeat?

As for The Open, we have to hope local hero Tommy Fleetwood turns it on if we are to have a British winner at Royal Birkdale. The Englishman is five adrift of leader Sam Burns.

Tommy Fleetwood facing tough ask to end 57 years of Open hurt

Nine reasons England vs France was an all-time World Cup classic

 

Opinion

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Janet Daley

Is there any decency left in British politics? Well, yes and some screwball comedy

The eccentricity of Count Binface and the generosity of spirit shown to Starmer’s last PMQs are reasons for optimism

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The House of Lords is not an honours system

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Jake Wallis Simons

Trump is sliding into a forever war with Iran

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Weekend reads

Lord Young: ‘I think Burnham may actually turn out to be worse than Keir Starmer in terms of free speech’

‘Unlike Christianity, cancel culture is a religion without forgiveness,’ says Toby Young

Sipping flat whites in his west London garden, Lord Young is celebrating a milestone: his Free Speech Union has now fought over 6,000 cases. Yet the scars of his own spectacular 2018 cancellation still run deep. He warns that cancel culture is a “religion without forgiveness” and explains why he recently refused to defend one high-profile union member.

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Younger generations believe they have it harder than their boomer parents

Boomers: We’ve earned the right to live the high life (even if our children disagree)

After writing in this newsletter about bitter millennials resenting their boomer parents’ lavish lifestyles, my own mother and father quickly set the record straight. They reminded me of our 1980s London basement flat and cheap ferry crossings to France, arguing they had now earned the right to live a little. Thousands of Telegraph readers agreed, recalling 14 per cent mortgages, £5 food budgets and post-war unemployment. Now, they are swapping grandparent duties for African sunrises and refuse to feel guilty about it.

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What I’m doing at 56 so I can be strong in my 80s

Zora Benhamou, a gerontologist, wants to stay strong enough to travel, lift her own suitcase and live independently into her 80s

As a gerontologist, people expect me to say I want to live to 120, writes Zora Benhamou, a 56-year-old longevity expert. I’m not chasing eternal youth, but merely practising daily habits now to ensure a better old age. Here’s the things I do – from using blood flow restriction bands to learning a new language – to protect my future.

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Your Sunday

25 old-fashioned (but fantastic) things to do with kids this summer

Affordable activities may be the key to summer fun

The school holidays are here and British children are facing the luxuriant prospect of six long and languorous weeks of fun-packed freedom. Now, British parents are gearing up to keep those children entertained. Our summertime guide has a list of affordable (or free) classic activities families will love.

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Devil’s Advocate

No film needs to be three hours’ long

Odyssey
Anita Singh

Anita Singh

Arts and Entertainment Editor

 

The Odyssey reviews are in. Our own Robbie Collin calls it “astonishing”, “thrilling” and “trailblazing”. For other critics, Sir Christopher Nolan’s film is “staggering”, “jaw-detaching”, “transporting” and “epically satisfying”. Do you know what else it is? At least an hour too long.

I don’t say this because I’m a philistine who has failed to appreciate the brilliance of Homer’s storytelling. As it happens, I’m reading a translation of The Odyssey right now (Daniel Mendelsohn’s version, very good). It’s because no film needs to be nearly three hours long. The Odyssey clocks in at two hours and 52 minutes. Nolan’s fanboys will say that his masterworks deserve this screentime. They said the same about his last film, Oppenheimer, which went on for three hours. It took home the Best Picture Oscar. Did it deserve to win? No idea. I went to see Barbie (114 minutes) instead.

Epics are long by their very nature. I understand that. Great for a book, or oral storytelling around the fire outside your thatched hut. Not for films. It’s why I’ve never watched Lawrence of Arabia, The Greatest Story Ever Told, Ben-Hur or Gone with the Wind from start to finish, but have somehow pieced them together after catching the beginning, middle and end – not necessarily in that order – on TV over the years.

This refusal to cut films down to size isn’t restricted to epics. The last film I saw in the cinema was Wuthering Heights, because I wanted to see how terrible it was (answer: very). That was two hours and 16 minutes, and I spent the final 45 minutes willing Cathy to hurry up and die. Yes, there are now fancy cinemas with reclining seats and footrests, but you’re still stuck in your seat for the duration. Have these filmmakers never heard of deep vein thrombosis?

Two hours should be the cutoff. As a child of the ‘80s, I regularly re-watch beloved films from that decade. Raiders of the Lost Ark, Top Gun, Blade Runner – all told in under two hours. Their 21st-century sequels? All longer.

There are exceptions to every rule. Titanic runs for more than three hours but gets a pass because James Cameron wanted the disaster scenes to happen in real time (it took two hours and 40 minutes for the ship to sink, and he had to bookend that with the soppy Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio bits). I was surprised to look up Die Hard and see its running time is 132 minutes, because the action whips by. Most long films, though – looking at you, Christopher Nolan – could simply do with a brisk edit. Lop a bit off those battle scenes, squeeze the number of times Matt Damon looks miserably out to sea. No one will notice.

I’m off to the cinema this weekend. I shall walk past the hordes queuing for an Odyssey screening and settle down with my son to watch the new Minions movie. Will it offer the sense of awe promised by Nolan’s epic? I somehow doubt it. However, I’ll be home before the Trojans have realised there’s something iffy about that horse.

 

One great life

Dinkie Flowers, ‘ice acrobat’ who wowed 1950s audiences and competed in The Greatest Dancer aged 98

Dinkie Flowers celebrating her 101st birthday by dancing with Sir Lindsay Hoyle at Speaker’s House in 2022

Dinkie Flowers, who has died aged 105, was a dancer and skater who was billed in the 1940s as “England’s only ice acrobat”. She started out in the 1930s with a ragtime outfit whose piano was reinforced so she could dance on it. As a skater she was banned from Spain when the Franco government condemned her can-can as too “sensual”. She did the Dance of the Seven Veils on ice, and when Prince Philip saw her perform he sent her a letter of congratulation.

She became a regular in the fashionable “ice pantomimes” of the 1950s and ice-danced for six months as part of a British cultural project in Iraq, where she taught King Faisal II to skate. She married the manager of the Raymond Revuebar in Soho and ran a dance school in Shoreham-by-Sea for half a century. Her work included choreographing Perseus and Andromeda, a light opera written by the astronomer Patrick Moore.

Dinkie Flowers

Dinkie Flowers: her routines included a version of the Dance of the Seven Veils on ice

Dinkie competed against dancers a fifth of her age in Simon Cowell’s The Greatest Dancer, aged 98, and on her 101st birthday persuaded the Sir Lindsay Hoyle to dance with her during a visit to Westminster. She elected to leave Speaker’s House by sliding down the banister rather than taking the stairs. She carried on dancing into her final year: “From the age of three I have danced and have never stopped,” she said. “I am not likely to until they take me out in a box.”
Read her full obituary here

 

On this day

1545 | Henry VIII’s flagship, the Mary Rose, sinks off the coast of Portsmouth

1941 | Winston Churchill launches his “V for Victory” campaign

1954 |
Elvis Presley’s debut single, a cover of Arthur Crudup’s That’s All Right, is released

1969 | Apollo 11 goes into lunar orbit (and our front page the following day below)

Birthdays: Benedict Cumberbatch (50), David Lammy (54), Vitali Klitschko (55), Sir Brian May (79)

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Puzzles

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samedi 18 juillet 2026

Welcome to Burnham’s nonsense world

The best pubs in Britain 2026 | The extraordinary story of the ‘Diamond King’
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Saturday, 18 July 2026

Issue No. 510

Good morning.

Andy Burnham has set out his vision for Britain. The new Labour leader and imminent prime minister is set to reject Margaret Thatcher’s free-market legacy and take the country back to the 1970s. Angela Rayner is being lined up as his health secretary, The Telegraph understands, in the hope that she will push through radical changes to social care.

Burnham’s plans are egotistical nonsense, says Allister Heath, Sunday Telegraph Editor, writing below. They make little economic sense and have no democratic credibility. The population should be allowed to scrutinise them, before it is taxed to death. An immediate snap election is required.

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Welcome to Burnham’s world: a farrago of nonsense, revisionism and economic illiteracy

Andy Burnham

Andy Burnham was appointed as Labour leader yesterday

Allister Heath

Allister Heath

Editor of The Sunday Telegraph

 

Was that it, then? The great reveal, the sum total of Andy Burnham’s plan for a more hopeful Britain?

A paean to Neil Kinnock, of all people, the failed socialist Labour leader turned Eurocrat extraordinaire?

An almost dementedly egotistical claim that his own coronation, and the death warrant to “neoliberalism” it supposedly entails, heralds “the most significant change moment in our politics for 40 years” – apparently more momentous even than the supply-side revolution, Big Bang, Blairism, 9/11, devolution, the rise of the Blob, the financial crisis, the expenses scandal, Brexit, the Covid-19 pandemic and the emergence of populism?

If that might be dismissed as just a little presumptuous, what about our incoming prime minister’s explicit repudiation of the 1980s, and thus of the consumerism, individual liberation, social mobility, mass home and asset ownership and economic boom that followed – even though Burnham himself was one of its many beneficiaries?

Was this speech for real? Is our incoming prime minister serious? Does he know any history, any economics, any psephology?

Does he really believe that his supposed charm – and the fact that he isn’t Sir Keir Starmer – is enough to overcome these striking lacunae?

Does he really assume that his by-election victory in Makerfield means that the British public wants to turn back the clock to the 1970s, a period that most don’t even remember, a disastrous, bankrupt, impoverished, litter-strewn, strike-ridden decade that turned Britain into the world’s laughing stock and came to symbolise our declinism?

Who did he ask? I can’t remember an election, or a referendum on the subject.

Even given the low bar set by recent prime ministers, this was a shockingly poor speech from our prime minister-designate, a farrago of nonsense, historical revisionism, blatant contradictions, economic illiteracy and character assassination.

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The best pubs in the UK 2026

Ben Ross

Ben Ross

Head of Travel

 

Following the success of last year’s 500 Best Pubs in England, Telegraph Travel has expanded its horizons for 2026 with a new guide that includes dozens of new entries for England, plus 75 in Scotland, 50 in Wales and 25 in Northern Ireland.

Every one of the 650 listed establishments has been tried and tested by a panel of six experts, all of whom have very strong opinions about what makes a great pub. Atmosphere, of course; fixtures and fittings that engender warmth, happiness and cosiness; good beer, particularly cask ale; and a sense of place.

The Anchor Tap in Horsham

As our Welsh pub expert David Atkinson says: “Nothing encapsulates the warm, Welsh welcome like a pub. The cosy atmosphere, the easy conversation and a cracking pint of local ale. Revisiting some of my favourite pubs for this guide has also confirmed how far things have come: the rise of craft-ale microbreweries and community-owned pubs amongst others.”

Our experts have visited all four corners of Britain and every pub on our list. This is not their final verdict. They will be keeping a close eye on their selections, making sure they deserve to remain in future editions of our guide.

We’d love to hear your opinions too.
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Opinion

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Camilla Tominey

Was Never Here Keir the worst PM of my political life? There’s tough competition

I cannot be alone in feeling utterly down in the dumps about the quality of Britain’s leaders

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Charles Moore

Unlike Starmer, Burnham claims to have a vision. The problem is it’s from the 1970s

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Rowan Pelling

This is the most beautiful word in the English language

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weekend reads

Nirav Modi became the most wanted man in India in 2018 after being accused of committing the largest fraud in the country’s history

The extraordinary story of India’s disgraced ‘Diamond King’

When Nirav Modi, the Indian diamond billionaire, was arrested in London in 2019 following an investigation by The Telegraph, writes Mick Brown, it seemed to be the end of the line for the man known as “the Diamond King”. A year earlier, Modi had fled India after allegedly defrauding the Punjab National Bank of £1.3bn, one of the largest frauds in history. Now, The Telegraph can tell the full, extraordinary story behind Modi’s meteoric rise and dramatic fall, and how the British courts have failed in their attempts to send him back to India to face justice.
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Philip North: ‘We’ve been forced to take a binary position, and whatever binary position we take, one side celebrates and the other feels bitterly betrayed’

Bishop of Blackburn: ‘The Church is adding to the rising tide of anti-Semitism’

On the streets of Lancashire, the Middle East conflict looms large. The Bishop of Blackburn, the Rt Rev Philip North, warns that a “tiny, beleaguered” local Jewish community is close to feeling welcome in Britain no longer. He fears the General Synod’s decision to hear an inflammatory document describing Israel as a “colonial enterprise” has betrayed British Jews, fuelling a rising tide of anti-Semitism.

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Where Nolan stays true to The Odyssey – and where he takes liberties

Matt Damon

Matt Damon plays Odysseus in The Odyssey

Compressing 24 books of Homeric epic is no mean feat. So who can blame Sir Christopher Nolan for allowing himself some creative licence with The Odyssey? From the Cyclops’s “joke” to Odysseus’s happy (if violent) ending, Tim Robey explains what the director has changed, and why.
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Lindsey Harrad from Somerset converted her garage into a small self-contained apartment

‘I turned my garage into a tiny holiday let and make thousands a year’

The tiny holiday let business is booming, writes Lindsey Harrad, as people ditch arduous trips abroad for solo holidays and staycations in shepherd huts, sheds and converted outhouses. I first listed my converted garage on Airbnb last summer, and it has been busy ever since. Now, I hope to use the healthy income to clear my mortgage early.

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Your Saturday

The Travel Expert: The best (and worst) Greek islands

This week, Simon Calder dials in from Patmos to reveal the best ways to explore the Greek islands, and, after a hectic 48 hours in Dubai, Greg Dickinson shares his findings as geopolitical tensions ramp up in the Gulf. Plus: why has Heathrow lost its crown as Europe’s busiest airport to Istanbul’s megahub?
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Food for thought

Do you have plans for this weekend? Whether you’re staying in or going out, we’ve got you covered. Every week, Diana Henry, The Telegraph’s award-winning cookery writer, brings you three recipes for a perfect weekend meal. Meanwhile, William Sitwell shares his view from the culinary world – and a recommendation or two.

If you’re staying in...

Cumin-roast aubergines with dates and chickpeas

Diana Henry

Diana Henry

Food writer

 

A long time ago, I started to make vegetable dishes that weren’t just served on the side but were cooked for their own sake, their own deliciousness and their own purpose. There have been a lot of barbecues recently and I need a rest from gnawing at meat, so it’s a weekend of greens in my house. I could write a book about vegetable dishes – I have so many in my repertoire – so it was hard to make selections. Aubergines are rightly considered to be steak-like – melting in texture and full of umami – so if you live with people who need meat at every meal, serve them cumin-roast aubergines with dates and chickpeas.

Burrata with roast peppers, raw fennel, capers, anchovies and herbs

This is a treat dish, the silky cheese melting over the peppers and fennel, with lots of contrasts, especially salty and creamy. It’s a good summery lunch or supper. Even meat eaters are happy with this burrata with roast pepper, raw fennel, capers, anchovies and herbs.

Rajas con crema and black beans

This is a packed dish – layer upon layer of flavour – and should please everyone in your house as they have the option of adding chorizo or bacon. “Rajas” are cooked vegetables cut into strips and are often paired with “crema”, a Mexican dairy product, but you can use crème fraîche or sour cream instead. Rajas con crema and black beans is great for a summery Sunday night supper, deep and satisfying. You definitely won’t leave the table craving meat as the black beans are pretty hefty.

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If you’re eating out, be careful when making a complaint. William Sitwell’s column this week might make you think twice before leaving a scathing review.

William Sitwell

William Sitwell

 

He’s the new hero of hospitality, the Cypriot restaurateur of Ashby de la Zouch, who has bitten back at an amateur restaurant critic. As I write in this week’s instalment of Sitwell’s Restaurant (recounting the tales and traumas of the critic who opened his own place), Pejman Zamani decided he would not take one particularly adverse review on the chin. “Over salty, dry,” moaned the guests on Google, “the pizza was disappointing, we left most of it.”

“Oh no you friggin’ didn’t,” exploded the Cypriot, posting a photo from his CCTV showing a happy family, giving a thumbs up to a server. He also revealed that they asked for the pizza to be boxed so they could take it home.

Bravo, Zamani. Because I, too have CCTV, and very clean and clear the motion pictures are. So if you’re thinking of dining at my gaff, telling my staff all is tickety-boo and then, in the safe confines of your home, slagging us off on the internet – think again. I’ve got the footage to prove it…
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Your say

Wordplay

Every weekday, Orlando Bird, our loyal reader correspondent, shares an off-piste topic that has brought out the best of your opinions and stories.

Orlando writes...
In Tuesday’s edition of this newsletter, discussing the most fine-worthy phrases to have entered day-to-day conversation in recent years, I concluded with an appeal from Ali Williams: given that the word “awesome” has been overused to the point of meaninglessness, what’s the best way to describe something that truly merits it?

By midday, my inbox was audibly creaking under the weight of replies. “I suggest ‘breathtaking’ or ‘magnificent’,” wrote Kathy Wootton.


 

Another reader concurred: “Awesome has been a lazy-person adjective for far too long, only surpassed by ‘iconic’. My humble offerings to describe a wonderful experience or sight would be ‘majestic’, ‘phenomenal’ or simply ‘idyllic’.”


 

A further suggestion was “‘awe-inspiring’, as it shifts the object from passive possessor of a trait (boring) to active giver of a feeling”.


 

I also enjoyed this, from Shannon Carr: “How about Dan Maskell’s ‘Oh, I say’ when an exceptional tennis shot was played. Covers it all, I feel.”


 

Horticultural concerns have also loomed large this week. Namely, where have all the runner beans gone? Readers have reported abundant flowers, but relatively little edible produce.

“It’s probably the temperature,” replied one. “I know that in the southern states of the US, they grow runner beans just for the flowers, as they produce insignificant numbers of beans. I’ve given up trying to grow them anyway, as they always get eaten by the local deer.”


 

Amy Gray, meanwhile, described her family’s gardening strategy in times of heat and hosepipe bans: “The evening bathwater does three of us, and we leave it in overnight to absorb some of the heat in the house. In the morning, we use the watering can and assorted other jugs to carry the water downstairs and pour it on to the trees and roses, which seem to need the most help. So far, the slightly soapy water seems to be doing them a lot of good.”

That’s all from me for this week, folks. I’ll be back on Monday to bring you the best Telegraph talking points. In the meantime, you can contact me here.

 

Andrew Baker’s Saturday quiz

Have you been paying attention to our newsletters this week?

1. Emily Wilson, translator of Homer’s Odyssey, has a tattoo of what animal to represent the character of Odysseus?

2. One-hundred-nine years ago this week, King George V changed the surname of the Royal family to Windsor. What had it been previously?

3. What is the name of Andy Burnham’s wife?

4. To control her cholesterol, Liz Hoggard, our writer, ate nothing but what?

5. What is the name of the Army’s new armoured vehicle, road-tested by our man Hamish de Bretton-Gordon?

Plus, can you tackle The 1% Club? Scroll down to see if you got the questions right – and play for free on our website and app.

P.S. Yesterday’s Mini Panagram was PADDLED. You can play today’s Panagram here.

 

On this day

1925 | Adolf Hitler publishes Mein Kampf

1953
| Elvis Presley pays $3.98 to make his first demo at Sun Studio in Memphis

2018 | Sir Cliff Richard wins privacy case against the BBC on the same day Elon Musk apologises for calling a British diver in a Thai cave rescue “pedo guy” (you can see how we covered both stories in the following day’s paper below)

Birthdays: Kristen Bell (46), Nick Faldo (69), Sir Richard Branson (76)

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Thank you for reading. Have a fulfilling day and I hope to see you tomorrow.

Chris Evans, Editor

P.S. Please send me your thoughts on this newsletter. You can email me at fromtheeditor@telegraph.co.uk.

Quiz answers:

  1. Octopus
  2. Saxe-Coburg-Gotha
  3. Marie-France van Heel
  4. Porridge
  5. Boxer
 

1% Club answers:

  1. B: Red circle in green square
  2. £3.00
  3. Romania
 

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