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Saturday, 26 September 2026

Issue No. 580

Good morning.

Family and friends of Sir Ranulph Fiennes have demanded an urgent investigation into his care arrangements after The Telegraph revealed that he had been “unlawfully deprived of his liberty”. They want the Office of the Public Guardian to establish whether Louise Millington-Cotes, the explorer’s wife, is correctly discharging her duties as his legal guardian. Gordon Rayner, our Associate Editor, reports.

Elsewhere, Jeremy Wilson, our Chief Sports Reporter, wades through the Manchester City financial rules breach debacle, untangling what the club has been found guilty of and, pertinently, why it has taken so long for them to face the consequences. What should their sanction be? Oliver Brown, our Chief Sports Writer, believes they should be kicked out of the Premier League.

Chris Evans, Editor

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Ranulph Fiennes’s family demands urgent investigation into care

Sir Ranulph Fiennes
Gordon Rayner

Gordon Rayner

Associate Editor

 

Sir Ranulph Fiennes is a man who would never give up, and his family and friends are adopting the same dogged approach in their determination to find out where our greatest living explorer is, and how he is.

They are demanding an investigation by the Office of the Public Guardian (OPG) into his care arrangements, which are dictated by Louise Millington-Cotes, his wife and legal guardian.

Among those who want answers are his stepson and his former sister-in-law, both of whom say the OPG must now use its investigative powers to establish whether Millington-Cotes is providing appropriate care. They cannot find that out for themselves because, since the start of this year, she has refused to tell them where Sir Ranulph is.

We know that Millington-Cotes has been moving him between care homes under an assumed name, and that at one point he was being “unlawfully deprived of his liberty” because the correct legal protocols were not being followed.

Damian Hinds, the shadow health and social care secretary, said the case “raises serious concerns” and called on the OPG to look into any failings of the guardianship system.

John Simpson, the BBC’s world affairs editor and a friend of the explorer, said he had been “horrified” to read about Sir Ranulph’s circumstances, adding: “We must know what’s happening to him.”

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Sir Ranulph Fiennes kept in care home illegally ➤

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How Manchester City broke the rules

Jeremy Wilson

Jeremy Wilson

Chief Sport Reporter

 

When Roman Abramovich “parked his Russian tank in English football’s front garden” in 2003 – a brilliant quip from David Dein, then the Arsenal vice-chairman – clubs could basically do what they liked, regardless of what they earned, who paid, or what their closest rivals could afford.

Five years later, Sheikh Mansour from Abu Dhabi took over Manchester City and, on the same day, broke the British transfer record for Robinho, the Brazilian superstar.

It was the Wild West, but when top-flight debt soared past £3bn following the financial crisis, the Premier League introduced strict profitability and sustainability rules to curb reckless spending.

City were accused, and now have been found guilty, of bypassing these caps, through disguised owner funding and inflated sponsorship deals. For six years, they have been embroiled in an extraordinary series of investigations. The wheels of justice evidently turn slowly but, pending an appeal, the end is finally in sight.
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Opinion

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Camilla Tominey

Andy Burnham is the emptiest PM of our lifetimes

Beneath the Northern swagger lies a complete and utter inability to lay out a political philosophy

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Richard Kemp

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In other news

• Andy Burnham has ruled out an early general election. The Telegraph previously revealed that some of his advisers in No 10 had been pushing him to call a snap election.

• Nigel Farage is to “fire the starting gun” on Reform UK’s general election campaign with a nationwide tour beginning next week, The Telegraph can reveal.

• Thousands of suspected sex offenders are being released onto the streets by Labour to ease the prison overcrowding crisis. Those released include 1,004 people accused of “sexual assault on a female”.

• Channel migrants who landed on a Kent beach may have made a decoy emergency call to distract Border Force and reach the shore undetected, seafarers have said.

• Finally, an escaped emu has been filmed butting a would-be captor before fleeing. The emu, named Side Neck, escaped its holding in Salcombe, south Devon.

Emu

Credit: SWNS

 

Weekend reads

The middle-class benefits boom

Analysis by The Telegraph shows that the middle classes are increasingly signing up for welfare, often at a faster rate than those in more deprived areas. Leaf Arbuthnot explores how the stigma long associated with claiming benefits is waning, and wealthier, well-informed people are taking advantage of Britain’s generous handouts.

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The violent life of Woody Harrelson’s hitman father

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Robot

Revealed: Secret robot offensive that ‘killed 3,000 Russians’

A Ukrainian drone crossed the front line in northern Donetsk in the dead of night equipped with a small robot on wheels. It was the first attack of a top-secret operation that has gone on to kill 3,000 Russians in a matter of months. Could it turn the tide of the war?

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When children as young as six are in a mental health crisis, the system is failing

An invisible tribe of children is occupying hospital cubicles across England with nowhere safe to go, writes Dr Sam Jones. Attendances for acute psychiatric distress have surged by 36 per cent, leaving patients as young as six effectively homeless for days. As a paediatrician, I’ve seen wards overwhelmed by self-harm and despair – but this short-term surge is caused by a long-term systemic failure.

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Your Saturday

The five-day diet that will help you live longer

Could five days on a low-calorie “fast-mimicking” diet help you live longer? Dr Valter Longo, a longevity expert, believes his regime can reset the body and promote healthier ageing. From what to eat to how often to do it, here’s exactly how the diet works, and what the science says about its potential benefits.

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Food for thought

Do you know what you’re going to eat this weekend? We’ve got you covered. Every Saturday, Diana Henry, The Telegraph’s award-winning cookery writer, brings you three recipes for a perfect weekend meal. Meanwhile, William Sitwell shares his view from the culinary world – and a recommendation or two.

Ginger-maple chicken, nectarine and pecan salad

Diana Henry

Diana Henry

 

This time of year makes me think of all the good things about home. We re-embrace being inside, being in our kitchens, but also local comforts. I am a huge fan of local independent shops. That doesn’t mean a fancy emporium selling £7 sourdough (see more on that below), but the places that you rely on for the odd pint of milk. Near me, there are small Turkish and Greek shops that sell nearly everything you might run out of, but also fruit and veg. Outside both shops there are rich, colourful, hunger-inducing displays. You come for milk and Jaffa cakes and leave with cherries and a bouquet of coriander.

It has been a really good year for stone fruit, and these small shops often stock it even after the season is “over”, so I’ll be cooking selfishly this weekend, making the dishes I know I won’t be able to next week. This salad of griddled ginger-and-maple chicken with pecans feels autumnal even though it stars nectarines.

Roast stone fruit with almond and orange-flower crumbs

In fact, if you can get your hands on any other stone fruits (use whatever you can find; I can still get apricots) and a few berries (raspberries and blueberries are good, bringing pops of tartness), I urge you to make this dish of baked fruit with almond crumbs. The topping, which only partly covers the fruit, is lighter and more scented than a crumble topping (it has nuggets of marzipan in it). It works with different fruits at different times of the year, so keep hold of the recipe!

Plum, cardamom and orange jam

The Turkish shop, a five-minute walk from where I live, still has gorgeous cherries as well as plums. I was quite torn – should I pickle some cherries? – but I’m opting for this plum and cardamom jam. It’s an unusual mixture of flavours – there are shreds of orange zest in it but it’s not a marmalade – and you can use star anise or cinnamon if you’re not keen on cardamom. Put the last of the summer in a jar.

Having sung the praises of local independent places, I’d love to hear your views on farm shops – and the broad use of that term. Tomé Morrissy-Swan has visited small, barn-door operations selling spuds from the field next door, and vast superstores with international aisles. Which can truly claim to be a “farm shop”?
Share your thoughts here ➤

Lastly, this week my colleague Gordon Thomson tasted a single malt whisky with a £26,000 price tag. It had spent a full 50 years in oak barrels – a risky process for the distiller, since if they leave a spirit in active oak for too long “the wood can overwhelm it”, Gordon tells me, “producing something dry, tannic and about as pleasurable to drink as a second-hand sideboard”. I’m not surprised he was nervous about trying it.
Read his verdict here ➤

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Meanwhile, William Sitwell muses on the unfortunate rise of the hapless “food-fluencers”...

William Sitwell

William Sitwell

 

I saw the videos and winced. Amateur video reviewers on social media, God help us all. In particular, I watched some preening bloke and his family opining on lunch at Jeremy Clarkson’s pub The Farmer’s Dog, in Oxfordshire. It’s a very modern curse. Folk bereft of conversation attempting, and failing miserably, to describe food. “This is cheese,” says a young woman, pointing at cheese – and it doesn’t get better. Where it gets worse is when you watch a video posted on TikTok by a woman reviewing a café at Auschwitz. She sees no irony in suggesting people bring their own food and drink there. Oh, and by the way, you get frisked at the entrance. Try that at my place, The White Hart in Wiveliscombe, and I’ll have you run out of town…
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Your say

Happy snappers

Every weekday, Orlando Bird, our loyal Reader Correspondent, shares an off-piste topic that has brought out the best of your opinions and stories.

Orlando writes...
Thanks for all your replies to this week’s newsletters. Good news for the British Museum: it can begin its weekend with a sense of vindication. Telegraph readers wholeheartedly support its ban on photography at the Bayeux Tapestry exhibition, discussed in Thursday’s edition. In fact, you hope it might give other galleries ideas.


 

Simon McIlroy writes: “Taking photos in galleries and museums should be forbidden. The flow of viewers to a painting or exhibit is disrupted; many a time I have walked behind a photographer as he or she lines up a photo of a painting, sometimes with family members standing in the ‘frame’. Some gallery visitors also take photos as evidence of their visit, ticking boxes.”


 

Another reader recalls: “In Amsterdam, I saw a tall girl posing, arms upraised, for her boyfriend, with her back to a large group portrait of a guild from the Dutch Golden Age.

“No thought for anyone who might be hoping to look at the painting itself. People racing around just snapping each painting and then its label before moving on are another hazard. Susan Sontag said it in On Photography: that taking a photo becomes a substitute for actually looking.”


 

You’ve also been writing about neglected English composers (the subject of Tuesday’s edition), from Havergal Brian to William Byrd. Ann Preston would also like to put in a word for “William Boyce, a Master of the King’s Music in his time, and a prodigious composer of church and cathedral music as well as secular pieces for Drury Lane Theatre such as The Shepherd’s Lottery.

“Sadly, deafness overcame him, much like Beethoven, in his later life, but he left a fantastic legacy of beautiful music.”

That’s all from me for this week, folks. I’ll be back on Monday to bring you the best Telegraph talking points. In the meantime, you can contact me here.

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Puzzler’s corner

Welcome to Andrew Baker’s Saturday quiz. Test your knowledge below to see if you have been paying attention to our newsletters this week...

1. What is the day job of Charlotte Gifford, whose crime novel The Blame has been dramatised by ITV?

2. Havergal Brian, born 150 years ago, was a leading British exponent of which art?

3. The first British television advertisement ran this week in 1955 on ITV. Which product was being promoted?

4. What is the name of the eventing pony ridden by Mia Tindall, daughter of Zara and great-niece of the King?

5. What, according to the example of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and Mickey Rourke, is now the ultimate badge of masculinity?

Find as many words as you can in today’s Panagram, including the nine-letter solution. Visit Telegraph Puzzles to play a range of head-scratching games, including The 1% Club, Cogs, and Quick, Mini or Cryptic Crosswords.

Panagram

Yesterday’s Panagram was DETECTING. Come back tomorrow for the solution to today’s puzzle.

Plus, can you tackle The 1% Club? Scroll down to see if you got the questions right – and play for free on our website and app.

 

On this day

1789 | Thomas Jefferson is appointed the first US Secretary of State

1949 | The old Hollywoodland sign is torn down and replacement begins for Hollywood sign

1968 | Oliver! premieres in London

2016 | The Telegraph’s investigation into Sam Allardyce is published online. He lost his job as England manager the following day (the same day we published the front page below)

Birthdays: Serena Williams (45), Bryan Ferry (81), Anne Robinson (82)

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Thank you for reading. Have a fulfilling day and I hope to see you tomorrow.

Chris Evans, Editor

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vendredi 25 septembre 2026

Sir Ranulph Fiennes kept in care home illegally

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Britain’s most popular daily newsletter, read by more than 850,000

Friday, 25 September 2026

Issue No. 579

Good morning.

Sir Ranulph Fiennes has not been seen in public for two years and seemingly disappeared. His friends and family have been unable to contact him, check on his welfare or even find out where he is. The Telegraph has now learnt that his wife illegally placed him in a succession of care homes under a false name. Gordon Rayner, our Associate Editor, details below how police became involved and how the family are challenging the lasting power of attorney of the explorer’s wife.

Chris Evans, Editor

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In today’s edition

National security alert as TalkTalk risks insolvency

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‘I hate beer showers but logic says lift the ban’

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Plus, Dale Vince bamboozles his climate comrades

 
 

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Sir Ranulph Fiennes kept in care home illegally

Sir Ranulph Fiennes

Sir Ranulph Fiennes has not been seen in public for two years | Credit: Nik Hartley

Gordon Rayner

Gordon Rayner

Associate Editor

 

Last week, The Telegraph reported on the hunt to find Sir Ranulph Fiennes by friends and family who had been unable to contact him for a year.

In a fresh twist in the tale, a care watchdog concluded that the retired explorer was being “unlawfully deprived of his liberty” when his wife had placed him in a care home earlier this year.

Sir Ranulph, we have discovered, was moved to a care home in Wales under a false name after his friends and family managed to track him down to a care home in London, where he had been placed by his wife Louise Millington-Cotes.

He stayed at the care home in Wales for seven weeks, where the home’s owner was so concerned for his welfare that he wrote to the local care inspectorate and the Office of the Public Guardian to put those concerns on the record.

This was the response:

The care home told Millington-Cotes the matter needed to be addressed urgently, but before the relevant legal authority – a deprivation of liberty safeguards document – was in place, she moved him to a third home in Cheshire.

When the care home owner read last week’s Telegraph article, he was so concerned that he telephoned Cheshire Constabulary to request they check on his welfare by visiting Sir Ranulph’s third care home.

He told The Telegraph that officers had visited the care home on Sept 18, but staff had “refused to confirm or deny that he was there, or was ever there”.

Problems over Sir Ranulph’s care also occurred because of the lengths Millington-Cotes went to in order to prevent his identity being known by care home staff, residents or visitors.

According to the owner, Millington-Cotes said her husband was “an ex-SAS man whose life might be in danger from extremists”, claimed that staff at a previous care home had tried to kill him and insisted on visitors signing non-disclosure agreements before they could see him.

The owner also reported that Millington-Cotes had provided all of Sir Ranulph’s medication as he was not registered with a local GP, and that some of the medication she provided had been prescribed in her name, not his.

Fiennes’s stepson – the estranged son of Millington-Cotes – is trying to raise money through a crowdfunding campaign to challenge the lasting power of attorney she was granted in 2024.

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Opinion

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Britain has returned to a world of fantasy economics

Policymakers pledge tax cuts and spending increases but not ways to pay for them

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Something feels wrong about my ADHD diagnosis

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Vain Tony Blair needs to put those creepy biceps away

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In other news

• Whitehall is on high alert because TalkTalk, the broadband provider, may go into administration within days and open up a national security vulnerability.

• Downing Street advisers are pushing for an early election, The Telegraph has been told. They believe that calling an election in the spring would give Labour the best chance of another majority.

• Obesity is draining £20bn from Britain’s economy each year as weight-related illness leaves people too sick to work, research has found. The economic toll comes on top of £14.2bn in healthcare costs.

• Immigrants who failed to pay their NHS bills would be forced to leave Britain under new plans announced by the Conservatives. Outstanding debts would count against visa applications and requests to remain.

• A migrant seeking to climb on to a dinghy to cross the Channel has been filmed leaving a child in the water. The incident happened on Wednesday, when 781 migrants reached Britain in 10 boats in a day, a record high so far for this year.

Two members of the French emergency services rescued the child

 

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Donald Trump hosted Xi Jinping at the White House for a state dinner last night. However, over the pageantry and the lavish food hung the cloud of AI. The Chinese president told his counterpart yesterday that the technology must remain “under human control”. Xi’s caution towards AI is seemingly at odds with Trump’s claim that AI fears are a “hoax” despite industry leaders sounding the alarm in recent weeks that the technology is progressing perilously fast and could soon develop out of human control.
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‘I hate beer showers but logic says lift the ban’

Discussing the issue of whether football fans should be allowed a pint during a game may not appear to be a priority for a prime minister, writes Jason Burt, our Chief Football Correspondent. Andy Burnham, however, was asked his thoughts and is, of course, a fervent Everton fan. On the face of it, it does, as Burnham says, feel discriminatory that fans are still punished for 1980s hooliganism, but it is not a simple argument. Those who object have rightly highlighted the anti-social trend of throwing beer when a goal is scored. Plus, the potential to annoy fellow supporters by going back and forth for a drink, and, of course, the risk of drunkenness. It does feel fundamentally wrong to punish football in this way, though.

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‘Maverick’ tycoon Dale Vince bamboozles his climate comrades

Dale Vince has long been an outspoken voice on energy and environmental issues, not least in his dogged opposition to new oil and gas drilling in the North Sea. Yet the green tycoon has now executed a screeching U-turn by throwing his weight behind the controversial Rosebank and Jackdaw projects. It’s an abrupt shift in position that’s left some of Vince’s erstwhile net zero allies scratching their heads. It’s far from the first time the climate crusader has changed his tune...

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Owning a small dog has become the ultimate badge of masculinity

As the owner of a little pooch – a Beagle cross called Nina – I brought her along to interview the author of Yap! A Short History of Small Dogs, writes Tim Robey. The historian Stephanie Howard-Smith and I talked about the stereotyping of these pets and their owners across the centuries, and how attitudes have shifted, to the point where butch male film stars such as The Rock and Mickey Rourke now tote around their lapdogs, no longer caring what signal it sends.

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Seize the day

‘The three colours I’m adding to my wardrobe this autumn’

If you’re confused about where to start with the new season trends, colour is always a good place to begin. Lisa Armstrong’s verdict is in – brown is the new black. She also highlights two other hues that will make your autumn looks feel energised and optimistic. Here’s her guide to integrating them into your wardrobe now.

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Here is another article that I hope you’ll find helpful this morning:

  • Forget the usual European city-break suspects. Increasingly, in-the-know travellers are looking at these locations for fewer crowds and a more authentic taste of local life.
 

As Anita sees it

The secret life of Wayne the witty

Anita Singh

Anita Singh

Arts and Entertainment Editor

 

Who knew Wayne Rooney was funny? I did, actually. Way back in 2006, I was one of the first journalists to interview him. He had just landed a £5m book deal with HarperCollins and was about to bring out his first autobiography.

Three or four reporters were invited to meet him. Strict instructions accompanied this world exclusive. All the questions had to be tendered in advance and asked in exactly the order we had submitted them. They could only be on the subject of reading. The impression given by these unusual terms was that we were dealing with a young footballer too slow-witted to answer questions off the cuff.

The questioning began. Young Wayne revealed that his favourite books were the Harry Potter series. “What is on Coleen’s bedside table?” we asked. Quick as a flash, he replied: “The phone.” It was a moment of deadpan humour that made us realise that we had underestimated him.

So it’s no surprise that Wayne provides a smart and likeable comic foil to wife Coleen in The Real Rooneys, their new Disney reality show.
Read my review here ➤

For what to watch, and one thing to avoid, read on…

Television
The Wargame
★★★★☆
A reality show in which real-world former politicians, military leaders and intelligence experts are asked to imagine a Russian attack on Britain. From a cyber attack on our infrastructure to a tense naval confrontation and a flood of fake news, it’s horribly plausible.
Read the full review ➤

Film
Sense and Sensibility
★★★★★
Opening in cinemas today, this adaptation earned a rave review from Robbie Collin, our critic. After the abomination that was Emerald Fennell’s Wuthering Heights, what a relief to have a film that feels fresh but retains a respect for the source material.
Read the full review ➤

Television
Wonka’s The Golden Ticket
★☆☆☆☆
Speaking of abominations, Roald Dahl must be turning in his grave at Wonka’s Golden Ticket, in which Netflix – which bought the rights to Dahl’s catalogue for an estimated £500m – turns Charlie and the Chocolate Factory into a dreadful reality contest. TV slop for a new generation of Mike Teavees.
Read the full review ➤

 

Your say

Green fingers

Every weekday, Orlando Bird, our loyal Reader Correspondent, shares an off-piste topic that has brought out the best of your opinions and stories.

Orlando writes...
Back in the spring, I sowed some grass seeds in a neglected corner of my garden. By my standards, this was a serious horticultural project, requiring rather more care than “planting yet another batch of mint and leaving it to do its thing” (my particular speciality). I tended the little plot and, within a few weeks, the green shoots duly emerged. I felt like a millennial Monty Don.

Today, of course, that grass has been reduced to a forlorn scattering of straw, as has plenty else. (The mint, however, is fine.) Steering my garden through three months of unremitting heat proved to be beyond the limit of my abilities.

Oh well: always next year. Which is where Thomas Rutter’s article on “the slow death of the English garden” comes in. Readers have responded with their tips for coping with another round of Mediterranean temperatures.


 

Peter Wilson advises: “Plant oleander for colour. You can always use your washing-up water in your garden, along with water collected in a bucket from while the shower is warming up. It saw our flower border through the hot weather.”


 

Jeremy Weatherhead notes that “silver birch is very resilient. I learnt this from my next-door neighbours, an old couple who never water anything.”


 

Elizabeth Draeger adds: “I live in hot-as-heck Arizona. Yellow bell is a beautiful bush with abundant flowers that loves the heat. It can grow quite large or remain trimmed. Mix with orange jubilee. Fabulous colour. Also great shade for hot sunny windows.”


 

Other readers are less inclined to take radical measures. Stephen Rees reports: “I’ve been amazed by how quickly my lawn has recovered, given the relatively small amount of rain we had. Back in August, it basically looked dead. Now it’s like a thick green carpet. Grass must get stronger and more resilient by being parched.”


 

Fiona Walker adds: “My dahlias struggled in the heat, but are having a real revival now. So many blooms.”

Did your garden survive the summer? Send your responses here, and the best of the bunch will feature in a future edition of this newsletter.

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On this day

2015 | Caitlyn Jenner officially changes her name from Bruce and her gender to female

2018 | Bill Cosby is sentenced to 10 years in jail for a 2004 sexual assault, becoming the first celebrity to be jailed in the #MeToo era

2025 | Nicolas Sarkozy senteced to five years in prison (see how we covered the story in the following day’s paper below)

Birthdays: Catherine Zeta-Jones (57), Will Smith (58), Michael Douglas (82)

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Plus, in the news today, the BBC will bring back Play School, with Humpty and co reimagined in shorter episodes to fit the “expectations of today’s children”. In what year did the show finish?

Play School

1. 1984
2. 1985
3. 1988
4. 1989

Click one of the options to reveal the answer...

 

Puzzles

Panagram

Find as many words as you can in today’s Panagram, including the nine-letter solution. Visit Telegraph Puzzles to play a range of head-scratching games, including The 1% Club, Cogs, and Quick, Mini or Cryptic Crosswords.


 

Yesterday’s Panagram was COURGETTE. Come back tomorrow for the solution to today’s puzzle.

 

Thank you for reading. Have a fulfilling day and I hope to see you tomorrow.

Chris Evans, Editor

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