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Sunday, 26 April 2026

Issue No. 427

Good morning.

In breaking news overnight, a gunman stormed a security checkpoint at a celebrity-laden event attended by Donald Trump. The president was dramatically rushed off stage after several shots rang out at the annual White House Correspondents’ Association dinner at the Washington Hilton. Connor Stringer, our Chief Washington Correspondent, was in the room and brings you what he saw and heard below.

Allister Heath, Sunday Telegraph Editor

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The death of British industry

David Jason: ‘An Only Fools return? Let’s go for it’

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I was in the room: the night lax security let a gunman get close to Trump

Donald Trump posted a picture he claimed was of the alleged shooter

Connor Stringer

Connor Stringer

Chief Washington Correspondent

 

The US marine band had just broken into song when the first thud rang out.

A dull crack sliced through the laughter and police chatter at the annual White House Correspondents’ Dinner, which had been packed full in anticipation of Donald Trump’s return to the event.

Before anyone had time to realise what had happened, an army of black tie-clad secret service agents leapt to their feet, scrambling across tables and sending wine bottles flying every which way.

“Get down!” they screamed, as they clambered over chairs and white table cloth-covered tables towards the US president, who had been rushed off stage, along with the first lady, by his close protection detail.

Trump is evacuated after gunshots fired

The cause of the panic soon became clear. A gunman armed with “multiple” weapons had charged through the main security checkpoint on the ground floor of the Washington Hilton. His target? The US president.

Journalists’ faces were lit by their phone screens as they rushed to file news lines on the attack, while on their knees beneath tables. Some hid under the table cloth while others stood on their feet eager to film the chaos that was unfolding.

Dr Mehmet Oz, who leads the US government’s Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services, leaned in as he was moved towards the exit by secret service. “Shots,” he told me, before being ushered out of the ballroom.

By now, heavily armed officers in tactical gear and armed with AR-15 rifles lined the stage where the president had sat moments before, scanning the room for signs of suspicious movement.

Journalists began to rise to their feet. Phones to their ear, they began calling in to their respective news desks, describing the chaos that was unfolding before us.

Trump, along with First Lady Melania Trump, and the vice president JD Vance, had been rushed to a secure location somewhere deep in the building. The hotel was in lockdown.

Outside, unknown to us in the room at the time, Cole Tomas Allen, a 31-year-old man from Torrance, California and an apparent guest of the hotel, lay face down after being shot by secret service agents.

Guests take shelter under tables after loud bangs were heard

He had run past the security checkpoint, which included airport-like metal detectors, in an apparent bid to reach the president who sat in the ballroom just a few seconds away on foot.

Guests and journalists alike began to speculate about security. Upon arriving at the Hilton, I had remarked to a colleague just how light the measures were. No ID checks. No pat downs on entry. A simple flash of a cardboard ticket, the exact same from last year’s event, was all that was needed to enter.

Indeed, at least one reporter who missed out on a seat had managed to get in without a ticket.

By now, the secret service lifted its lockdown and guests and journalists alike made their way to the exits. Some returned to their seats to start the spring Pea and Burrata Salad that had been served moments before the chaos ensued.

Any hope of the event restarting was quickly put to bed by the president, who announced he would hold a press conference in the White House briefing room some two miles away.

“Law Enforcement has requested that we leave the premises, consistent with protocol, which we will do, immediately. I will be giving a press conference in 30 minutes from the White House Press Briefing Room,” he wrote. “The First Lady, plus the Vice President, and all Cabinet members, are in perfect condition. We will be speaking to you in a half an hour.”

And so, the rush to the White House began. After a brief stop to collect my hard pass, the identification needed to access the White House grounds, I rushed to the briefing room on my noble steed – a rental electric scooter.

Dozens of other journalists, still clad in black tie, began to arrive. The show, as the president insisted, would go on. But for those in the room, it was nothing like the script.

Read the full story from our Chief Washington Correspondent – who was at the dinner – here

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‘Stay down’: Trump dinner descends into pandemonium

 

Opinion

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Sonia Twigg

Influencers are ruining the London Marathon

Most of us want to get on with the race and have an authentic experience but we are dodging camera-wielding ‘runfluencers’

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Bernard Jenkin

We should have been rearming for years. Soon it will be too late

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Janet Daley

Americans still have a respect for Britishness. The King can trade on that

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Weekend reads

The death of British industry

Chemicals underpin 95 per cent of all manufactured goods. Yet many critical chemical facilities have vanished from Britain in recent years – victims of what the Ineos billionaire Jim Ratcliffe has called “the deindustrialisation of the UK”. As Ben Marlow reports, business leaders fear the hollowing out of the UK’s industrial base is in danger of almost being missed in the corridors of Westminster.

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David Jason, 86, has graced some of the most-watched TV shows in recent history

David Jason: ‘An Only Fools return? Let’s go for it’

Would David Jason ever consider bringing back Only Fools and Horses? Reviving Derek Trotter is not something he’s completely opposed to. The death of the show’s writer, John Sullivan, in 2011, presents a challenge, but as Jason says with a Del Boy glint in his eye: “Well yeah, providing we have a good script, let’s go for it!” Away from Peckham, in this interview with Jon Peake, Jason also discusses the discovery that he fathered a daughter in 1970.

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London Marathon 2026: live blog

This morning around 60,000 intrepid runners will set off from Blackheath to The Mall for the 46th edition of the London Marathon. The elite athletes will hope to complete the 26.2-mile course in little over two hours; some of the amateurs may take most of the day. Follow it all in our live blog, and learn more about the event with our interactive runner’s guide to the course.

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Guide to the route for runners and viewers

 

The 10 longest-range electric cars (that all cover over 400 miles)

For the first time, all of the top 10 longest-range EVs on sale in the UK will (officially) cover more than 400 miles on a full charge, and the best will do nearly 500. Plenty of folk still believe an electric car isn’t for them, but the numbers are starting to add up for many.

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‘Everyone said having a baby at 48 would be empowering – but I’m exhausted’

A glossy narrative surrounds later motherhood – Sienna Miller even describes it as a “biohack” – but the lived reality of having a toddler in your early 50s is very different, writes Olivia Buxton. I gave birth five years ago and will be 60 by the time my son Jude hits his teens. Later motherhood is not a mistake, but neither is it a simple triumph. It is complex, demanding, beautiful and brutal.

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Your Sunday

Why the modern world is making us more stupid – and how to protect your brain

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The internet is turning many people into cognitive couch potatoes. Instead of trying to remember information, Google is always on hand. Rather than craft a reply to an email, one click brings up a suggestion supplied by AI. As digital habits reshape how we think, neuroscientist Dr Hannah Critchlow explains why emotional intelligence, creativity and long-term thinking are now vital to keeping our brains sharp.

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Devil’s Advocate

Marathon running is dangerous and exhibitionistic

Every week, one of our writers takes an unfashionable position, either defending a subject that’s been unfairly maligned or criticising something that most people love.

Marathon running
Christian Vince

Christian Vince

Senior Newsletter Editor

 

It’s marathon season. That sickening time of year when an increasing proportion of the population trade in their personalities for a pair of offensively lurid running shoes.

As someone who has run a 100km ultra marathon (that’s roughly two and a half regular marathons, if you’re wondering), I know how it inflates one’s ego. However, after I finished, I was left with an overwhelming feeling of “what was it all for?”, and a knee injury that has persisted ever since.

Since I finished that race, the unhealthy phenomenon has exploded. Everyone has surrendered their autonomy to the cult of long-distance running. Social media especially is awash with nauseating influencers who glide in and out of my algorithm evangelically spreading the runner’s gospel.

It appears we have all forgotten that the modern marathon was borne out of the Greek legend in which a messenger ran to Athens to announce an oncoming armada, only to drop dead upon arrival. One study, conducted on 1,049 runners during the 2024 New York City marathon, revealed that 447 (43 per cent) of them experienced some formof trauma either in training or during the race itself. Of those injured, 50 per cent sought medical attention or the help of a physiotherapist. I am here to defend the vanishing minority who don’t fancy putting their physical health on the line in the name of a week’s worth of bragging rights.

What about those running for charity? I concede, there are some marathon runners doing it for noble reasons, but there are less self-centred ways of raising money for a cause. How about a sponsored silence, or a charity Aqua Zumba-thon? I would much rather give my hard-earned cash to an original friend doing something unique.

It’s not just the participants that irk me, it’s the performative sideline warriors too. While they vacantly pout and preen and wield their cringe-worthy signs, tomato-faced runners are clawing their desperate ways across the finish line.

When news broke of London Marathon organisers considering splitting the event over two days to accommodate more runners, I seethed. Brilliant. Let’s make London even busier, so that more people can attempt to fill the void left behind by a midlife crisis.

So, if you are not running any sort of marathon this year, I say: “Well done!” You are refusing to plug yourself in to the propaganda being pedaled by the hive mind. If you are tempted to sign yourself up for next year’s, please resist the urge. I know you can do it.

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One great life

Desmond Morris, zoologist behind bestselling studies of human behaviour from The Naked Ape to Manwatching

Morris teaching a group of children about animal behaviour at London Zoo

Desmond Morris, the zoologist who has died aged 98, sold at least 20 million copies of his masterwork The Naked Ape, and it was a book that was on practically every shelf in the 1970s. He described humans just like any other species, particularly in relation to their primate cousins.

A robust Darwinist, he characterised man as simply a “risen ape”, standing on two feet and boldly displaying sexual signals. He claimed, for example, that the prominent breasts of the human female were in fact “a pair of mini-buttocks on the chest that enable the woman to transmit those primeval sexual signals without turning her back on her companion”.

Morris in 1959 in a publicity shot for Zoo Time

Morris in 1959 in a publicity shot for Zoo Time

He helped popularise the notion of body language, providing ample fodder for armchair psychologists. He also had an eye for gripping snippets, such as the 18th-century English fashion for shaving off eyebrows and replacing them with fakes made from mouse fur.

Some critics accused Morris of ignoring deeper questions such as why “human sexual experience should be so utterly and uniquely different from the baboon’s eight-second poke”. However, his books entertained and provoked thought, and he wrote more than 50 of them, branching out with Catwatching, Dogwatching and Babywatching.

Read more about his fascinating life here

 

Puzzles

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samedi 25 avril 2026

Your Starmer-Mandelson scandal questions, answered

Iran war leaves cancer patients without drugs | Families invested thousands into a French château dream – now it lies in tatters
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Saturday, 25 April 2026

Issue No. 426

Good morning.

Earlier this week, we asked for your questions on the story that has dominated Westminster for days: Sir Keir Starmer’s controversial appointment of Lord Mandelson as ambassador to the US. Today, we answer those questions. We have been inundated with your queries, so we tasked Tony Diver, our Political Editor, and Nick Gutteridge, our Chief Political Correspondent, with tackling a selection of them below.

Elsewhere, the war in Iran has driven up the price of vital cancer drugs in Britain, leaving patients without the medicine they need to treat their conditions and manage symptoms and side effects. Michael Searles, our Deputy Health Editor, has the exclusive.

Chris Evans, Editor

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Your questions on the Mandelson scandal, answered

Here are a selection of your questions on the Starmer-Mandelson scandal, and the answers from Tony Diver, our Political Editor, and Nick Gutteridge, our Chief Political Correspondent. Sorry we couldn’t answer them all, but thank you so much for sending through such brilliant and provocative queries.

Andrew Hooper: Has Starmer stated that he has physically seen the UK Security Vetting red flags sheet, or is he relying on hearsay?

Nick Gutteridge: It is not clear whether Starmer has personally seen the final vetting recommendation form, but senior officials in both No 10 and the Cabinet Office have. The Prime Minister will at the very least have been briefed on its contents by those officials, so he is not merely relying on hearsay.

The form contains a brief summary of the vetting officer’s notes and two rows of tick boxes in traffic light colours of green, amber and red. The vetting officer ticked both red boxes for Mandelson, denoting “high concern” and “clearance denied”. The form is only a summary and not the full vetting report, which even Sir Olly Robbins has said he has not seen.

Rob Evison: In law, the King could dissolve Parliament, but in a democracy, is there no other way in constitutional law that if a Prime Minister lies to the people he is supposed to represent, he can be removed?

Tony Diver
: Like most parts of our constitution, the process to remove ministers lying to Parliament mainly relies on a gentlemen’s agreement and the confidence of MPs, who would be expected to abandon their leader if they were proven to have misled the House.

There is a more formal process under the ministerial code, which can now be independently investigated by the Prime Minister’s ethics adviser, Laurie Magnus. Under reforms that Starmer imposed, Magnus now has the power to launch his own investigations and does not have to be asked to open an inquiry by No 10.

Boris Johnson honored the gentlemen’s agreement and resigned in 2022

The third method is even more complicated. In extremis, Parliament itself can act to censure a Prime Minister. This is what happened to Boris Johnson, when he was accused of lying to the Commons over Partygate. The privileges committee can investigate and impose a suspension from the Commons, which in severe cases can then trigger a by-election. Johnson resigned before the committee found against him in 2022, effectively honoring the gentlemen’s agreement, but much later than expected.

John Boulton: Initially Mandelson was denied clearance, but that decision was changed. So, who actually did it?

Tony Diver
: There has been some confusion about the way this process works, which is no surprise, given the complexity of it. The UK Security Vetting agency (UKSV) “red flagged” Mandelson’s appointment, which amounted to a recommendation to the Foreign Office that he should not be given clearance. Robbins, the head of the department, said he had not seen that report, but he was told that there were concerns about giving security clearance. However, an odd quirk of the system means that some departments including the Foreign Office and Ministry of Defence make their own decisions about clearance, regardless of the recommendations put to them by the UKSV. So in this case, it was Robbins that made a decision against the advice he was given.

Casie McDonald Wood: Who thought it was a good idea to put Mandelson forward for the role in the first place?

Nick Gutteridge: This is one of the great unanswered questions. The first report that Mandelson was being lined up for the ambassador job actually came in April 2024, in the Evening Standard diary, before the general election. It therefore follows that it was someone party-political who had the idea, rather than a government official. The received wisdom in Westminster is that Morgan McSweeney, Starmer’s former chief of staff, pushed the appointment. The truth is we may never know.

Lee Furr: If Starmer believes in his party, why doesn't he resign now to allow Labour to win more seats on May 7 than they are currently destined to lose?

Tony Diver: This is an interesting take! I am not clear that Labour would necessarily win them more seats. If he resigned now, the party would be in the throes of a leadership election on May 7, which is not something the public usually rewards. Regardless, it doesn't seem that the main potential replacements, Angela Rayner and Wes Streeting, would be ready to go if there was a leadership race now.

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Cancer patients face drug shortages as prices soar

Michael Searles

Michael Searles

Deputy Health Editor

 

Cancer patients are being denied vital drugs as a medicine supply crisis deepens in the wake of the Iran war.

Leading pharmacists have told us that existing cancer drug shortages are likely to worsen because of the conflict, while some crucial drugs used to treat the symptoms and side effects of gruelling treatment regimens are also out of stock. At the same time, the prices of drugs that are still in stock are soaring because of increasing strain on fragile supply chains.

Exclusive data shared with The Telegraph have revealed how common medicines are now being sold for up to 11 times the price they were before the war. The research from 400 pharmacies across Britain found that they have all seen price hikes in some of the most commonly prescribed medicines.

Every respondent was concerned that the conflict would worsen medicine shortages they were already facing. Some manufacturers have reported “receiving only around a quarter of their usual volumes due to the conflict in Iran” and experts said the dramatic price hikes and scale of NHS price concessions show just how precarious the supply chain has become.

Meanwhile, pharmacies say they are already losing vast sums because the NHS is reimbursing them far less than they are having to fork out for the medicines.

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Opinion

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Charles Moore

The Civil Service has many problems, but the worst is rudderless politicians

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Judith Wood

Musicals should be prescribed on the NHS. Seriously

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A new chapter for William and Catherine

We examine the joys and woes the couple has experienced since they wed in 2011

The Prince and Princess of Wales will celebrate their 15th wedding anniversary later this month, writes Hannah Furness, our Royal Editor. After a challenging few years, which have served enough curveballs at them to last a lifetime, the future King and Queen are enjoying something of a renaissance. Via interviews with those who know and work with them, and even the man who married them, we reveal how William and Catherine are facing their destiny, side by side. It is the start, I’m told, of a “new chapter”.

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Settlers celebrating Israel’s independence day at Ras Ein al-Auja

Israeli settlers: ‘It’s sweet revenge, we’re back after 2,000 years’

It was a party, but not for the faint-hearted, writes Henry Bodkin, our Jerusalem Correspondent. On Wednesday, I joined about 200 settlers and other Israelis in a secluded part of the rural West Bank to mark their country’s independence day. Using language that could have come straight from the Bible, they celebrated their return to “our land after 2,000 long years of exile”. Where were the Palestinians? Driven out, they said, after a years-long campaign of attacks and intimidation by local settler activists. By a picturesque stream north of Jericho, the rapidly changing face of the West Bank in 2026 was plain to see.

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The planned Halcyon Retreat comprising luxury apartments and villas around the 19th-century Château de la Cazine. Lora Jones investigates

Families invested thousands into a French château dream – now it lies in tatters

The Halcyon Retreat was sold as a chance to make money on a dream holiday home in France’s lake district, but luxury apartments stand empty. Investors fear their life savings are gone – and The Telegraph found police tape on the derelict site. Our new consumer affairs unit will bring you more stories like this. Got a tip? Email us.

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Driven by fury and operating under constant surveillance, Petro Andryushchenko recounts what life is like under Russian occupation

The Ukrainian saboteur waging a revenge war on Russia

In a global exclusive, our journalists interviewed a leading member of Ukraine’s resistance movement. Petro Andryushchenko explains to Dominic Nicholls, our Associate Defence Editor, how men and women are operating in the occupied territories to take the covert war to Russia. From car bombings to poisoned vodka, he explains the character and motivation required to be a resistance fighter.

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The friends you should be wary of

We readily dump romantic partners for bad behaviour, yet we tolerate far worse from our friends. From “chaos merchants” who arrive 50 minutes late to “energy vampires” who use us for unpaid therapy, Meehika Barua reveals the five platonic red flags to avoid.

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Chris and Robin Smith

Chris Smith (left) gives a frank reflection on the triumphs and troubles of Robin (right) who died aged 62 in December

‘I loved my brother Robin Smith but he had his finger on the self-destruct button’

Chris Smith is true to his word, writes Nick Hoult, our Deputy Cricket Correspondent. “I’m a straight shooter,” he says when I ask him for his memories of brother Robin, his fellow Hampshire and England batsman who died last year aged 62. “For the last 17 years I tried to straighten him out … but despite my efforts, I couldn’t. There was nothing anyone could do for him. He just had his finger on the self-destruct button.” It is a raw interview, laced with affection, and only a brother could be so honest about a much-loved figure.

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Your Saturday

 

Diana’s Weekend table

A spring roast

Roast chicken with dill and leeks

Diana Henry

Diana Henry

The Telegraph’s award-winning cookery writer

 

Spring brings out the best in us. I am usually a bit of a hibernator, which is what you need to be in the winter as you’re resting and recharging. Just as animals “winter”, so can we.

I’m reluctant to go out in the cold to meet friends. Now I sit at the kitchen table with the back door open, looking at the tulips in the garden and wondering who I’ll invite to lunch. It’s too cold to sit outside yet but the light in the kitchen is beautiful.

Many feel that roasts are for Sunday, but I think some kind of roast chicken is good across the weekend. It’s the easiest thing you can do, especially if you cook the starch and vegetables in the same dish. This chicken is perfect, very spring-like and a bit Scandinavian.

Asparagus, peas, radishes and burrata salad with anchovy-pistachio dressing

You don’t need a “starter” but you can do something you can all pick at. Radishes – especially if you can get the torpedo-shaped French breakfast variety – look beautiful. Add some charcuterie if you want to and make this pistachio dip for when people are standing around with drinks.

Rhubarb, marmalade and rosemary cake

Pudding-wise I’m a big fan of a cake you can have with coffee a bit later in the afternoon. I’m going to make this one with rhubarb. Try not to add to this meal. It’s very easy to do another side vegetable or decide you’re going to make your own bread. Just relax.

Find me here every Saturday and in the new Recipes newsletter, which you can sign up to here.

 

Your say

Treats of old

Every weekday, Orlando Bird, our loyal reader correspondent, shares an off-piste topic that has brought out the best of your opinions and stories.

Orlando writes...
On Wednesday, this section chewed over the Government’s plans for school dinners. From 2027, all puddings will have to be at least 50 per cent fruit. Yes, it’s an annoying bit of meddling, and it might even be ventured that there are one or two more pressing concerns around at the moment. On the other hand, school food can hardly get worse, right?

Wrong. Responses have cascaded in from readers, celebrating the soon-to-be-forbidden delicacies of their schooldays. Let them eat pink custard!


 

“I challenge anyone to make apple crumble as tasty as my school pudding was in the early 1960s,” wrote Brian Parker. “It had that distinctive crumble tang, which is so often lost today. Another favourite was chocolate concrete with mint custard. I fought battles to secure a second helping.”


 

Pat MacDonald recalled: “At Uplands School in Dorset we had a pudding called ‘Poole Harbour’: a big bowl of chocolatey goo with a skin of evaporated milk on top, ladled into individual portions. In the 1950s we knew nothing of the dangers lurking in this much-loved treat.”


 

Another added: “My peers moaned about everything that landed on their plates, but I loved school dinners in Tonbridge. The gypsy tart was wonderful. I think it was a Kentish recipe; you don’t see it these days.”


 

Not everyone was so enthusiastic, though. Honoria Hunter still found herself haunted by the memory of school puddings. “I hated them. One in particular was called ‘Californian fruit salad’ – not brightly coloured, as you would imagine, but grey-brown. It consisted of rehydrated figs, prunes and apricots, often served with lumpy custard.”


 

I also enjoyed this, from Shirley Dunmall: “I found tapioca absolutely revolting, both to look at and to eat. The headmistress wandered around the school canteen with a cigarette dangling from her lips; it had an inch of ash at the end, which I was convinced was going to fall off into whatever I happened to be eating.”

Tapioca garnished with cigarette ash: not on Bridget Phillipson’s watch. That’s all from me for this week, folks. I’ll be back on Monday to bring you our talking points. In the meantime, you can contact me here.

 

Andrew Baker’s Saturday Quiz

Gather round for the latest instalment of my Saturday quiz.

1. Oliver Cromwell was born on this date in 1599. What was his title as head of state during the Commonwealth (1653-58)?

2. Kansas City is the largest city in which US state?

3. In which 1939 film does Dorothy say to her dog Toto: “We’re not in Kansas anymore”?

4. Toto Wolff is team principal of which Formula One motor racing team?

5. Who composed Peter and the Wolf, a “symphonic tale for children”?

You can find the answers at the end of the newsletter.

Plus, can you tackle our new daily puzzle? Scroll down to see if you got the questions right – and play for free on our website and app.

 

Puzzles

Panagram

Find as many words as you can in today’s Panagram, including the nine-letter solution. Visit Telegraph Puzzles to play a range of head-scratching games, including The 1% Club, Cogs, and Quick, Mini or Cryptic Crosswords.


 

Yesterday’s Panagram was HARBINGER. Come back tomorrow for the solution to today’s puzzle.

 

Thank you for reading. Have a fulfilling day and I hope to see you tomorrow.

Chris Evans, Editor

P.S. Please send me your thoughts on this newsletter. You can email me here.

Quiz answers:

  1. Lord Protector
  2. Missouri
  3. The Wizard of Oz
  4. Mercedes
  5. Sergei Prokofiev
 

1% Club answers:

  1. Four (all daughters have the same brother, so there are four altogether)
  2. LEG (to make ELEGANCE)
  3. Alan P
 

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